About Us
Generate excitement
DO YOU NEED A BREAK? Do you need to RELAX?
You need D.I.L.F. USA.
Our patent pending technology will take you from BOARD to ENTERTAINED in less than 6 SECONDS!
Other covers bands may take the time to learn songs exactly the way they were famously performed. Not D.I.L.F. USA, we learn songs JUST ENOUGH for you to not recognize them until the very end of "our" versions.
Tired of local cover bands following you home begging for gigs & compliments? Then you'll love how unreasonably self-assured these D.I.L.F.s are!
Tired of dirty diapers stinking up your music venue? It's a requirement that ALL D.I.L.F. learn the ancient art of diaper changing. We don't want to brag here, but all of us have attained the secret rank of "Diaper Ninja."
Like fellatio? Our D.I.L.F. have been hungrily practicing all day and they are all willing to take a shot in the mouth for the greater good of the team if it means landing that spicy next gig for the right price!
What else do you want?
Featuring their most famous members: Jesse Blaze (mouth movements), Robby Lochner (fingering), Father Dan McNay (don't leave your kids with him) & Dicki Do-Right (on Drums!)!
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